Joke Pages

You might be an Engineering Major:

• If you have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.

• If you enjoy pain.

• If you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.

• If you chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force."

• If you've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.

• If when you look in a mirror, you see a engineering major.

• If it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.

• If you frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver."

• If you always do homework on Friday nights.

• If you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.

• If you think in "math."

• If you've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.

• If you hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function.

• If you have a pet named after a scientist.

• If you laugh at jokes about mathematicians.

• If the Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schrodinger's Cat experiment.

• If you can translate English into Binary.

• If you can't remember what's behind the door in the science building which
  says "Exit."

• If you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because
  there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.

• If you are completely addicted to caffeine. If you avoid doing anything
  because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.

• If you consider ANY non-science course "easy."

• If when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have
  accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.

• If the "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.

• If you'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier.

• If you understood more than five of these indicators.

• If you make a hard copy of this list, and post it on your door.