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A man comes home:

A man comes home from work and his wife greets him at the door. After a
quick kiss she tells him the washing machine is broken and asked if he could
fix it.He sez "what do I look like the Maytag repairman?" So she drops the
subject. The next day upon his return he asks about the washing machine and
she tells him "the neighbor fixed it but now the sinks clogged. Can you fix
it?" He sez "what do I look like Mr. Plummer?" So she drops the subject. The
next day he asks about the sink and she tells him the neighbor fixed it but
now the car won't start. "What do I look like Mr. Goodwrench?" He sez. The
next day he asks about the car and she tells him "the neighbor fixed it."
"Whats with this neighbor? What does he charge you?" he asked. "All he
wanted was either sex or cookies" she said. "Well what did you give him?" he
asked. She said "what do I look like Betty Crocker?"