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"Warn Your People":

God is seriously angry one day and decides to destroy the earth
and all mankind. He claps his hands, and in a puff of sweet
smelling smoke appear Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates.

"I've had it with all of you!" God booms. "I am giving you each
one week to go back, and warn your people!" With another clap of
his hands, all three of them dissapear.

Upon returning, Bill Clinton immediately calls his cabinet. "I
have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there
is a God...the bad news is that he is going to destroy the world in
one week!"

Meanwhile, in Russia, Boris Yeltsin is having a similar conference
with his ministers of state. "I have bad new and worse news" he
tells them. "First, we were wrong... there IS a God... and second,
he is really mad, and he is going to destroy everything in one
week!"

Strutting around on stage, Bill Gates speaks to all the employees
in Redmond. "I have good news, and better news!" he tells his
microsmurfs. "First, God considers me one of the three most
important people on Earth! Second, we don't have to fix any of the
bugs in Windows 95!"