A magician:
A magician was on stage doing his act, when he called for a volunteer
from
the audience. A man volunteered & went up on stage. The magician
told him
to pick up the 16 lb. sledgehammer that was on stage next to a cement
block &
break the block apart with the sledgehammer, so the audience would
know the
sledgehammer was real.
So, the man swung the sledgehammer with all his might & shattered
the
cement block. The magician now told the man to hit him square in the
face
with the sledgehammer. Horrified, the man said, "No way. It'll
probably
kill you". The magician insisted that the man hit him in the
face, saying,
"I'll be fine...I promise you...go ahead." "Well,",
the man replied,
"OK here goes."
Again, the man swung the sledgehammer and aimed it at the magicians
face.
The result was very bloody. The magicians nose was crushed, teeth
fell out,
blood everywhere. After 6 months in a coma in the hospital, the magician
was
lying in the hospital bed. One eye opened, the fingers flexed a bit,
the
other eye opened, and the magician sat straight up and said, "Ta-da!"
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