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There was a typical blonde...

There was a typical blonde. She had long, blonde hair, blue eyes, and she was
sick of all the blonde jokes.

One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair.
She also went out and bought a new convertible. She went driving down a
country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the
sheep herder over.

"That's a nice flock of sheep," she said. "Well, thank you" said the

"Tell you what. I have a proposition for you." said the woman.

"Okay" replied the herder.

"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one
home?" asked the woman.

"Sure" said the sheep herder.

So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied

"Wow!" said the herder. "That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the
sheep you want to take home."

So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car. Then, the herder
said "Okay, now I have a proposition for you".

"What is it?" queried the woman.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

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