Joke Pages

Things To Keep In Mind!!!

• Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

• Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

• ...Every morning is the dawn of a new error...

• For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

• I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

• Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

• There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.

• Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

• Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.

• If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

• If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

• It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.