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Why Ask Why?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and
drive?

Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there Interstate Highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of the parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations where smoking is prohibited in the
first place?

Do you need a silencer if you're going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who operates the snow plow get to work in the morning?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days per year, why are there locks on the
doors?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to Teflonx, how do they get Teflonx to stick to the
pan?

If you you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped them from a
height, how would they land?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn
on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open Here". What is the protocol if the
package says, "Open Somewhere Else"?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is "brassiere" a singular reference, and "panties" plural?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a "shipment",
but when you transport something by ship it's called "cargo"?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why
don't they just make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when we're driving and start looking for an address, we turn
down the volume on the radio?


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