Joke Pages

Thoughts...

ON MODERNISM
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub
with brightly colored machine tools.

THOUGHTS ON METAPHYSICS
Deja Vu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked
in the head like this before.

ON DEEP THOUGHTS
A day without sunshine is like night.

ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES
There is a CD out entitled "The Worst of Jefferson Airplane". If
you buy this, take it home, play it, and enjoy it, should you take
it back and demand a refund?

ON HIGHER EDUCATION
College is a fountain of knowledge... and the students are there
to drink.