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The Top 15 Problems Encountered Along The Olympic Torch Route:

1. Forward progress hampered by slow moving white Bronco.

2. Torch commandeered in Waco by over-zealous ATF agents.

3. One 'really' pissed off Smokey The Bear.

4. Budget cuts cause torch to be replaced by less-than-dependable
   Bic lighter.

5. Difficulty getting melted marshmallows off torch after "s'mores"
   party got out of hand.

6. Running 7 miles before realizing that the torch is still on top of the
   urinal at the last rest stop.

7. First-degree burns to runners unfamiliar with how to "receive the
   baton".

8. Jim Bob, lying in wait on the outskirts of Memphis with a case of Bud
   and a supersoaker.

9. Rosie Ruiz takes flame in NYC -- appears 30 minutes later in Atlanta.

10. Drive-by goosings

11. Torchbearers driven insane by repeated playing of the "Chariots Of
    Fire" theme.

12. Torch-jackings in urban areas.

13. Crazed hippie terrorists replace Olympic Torch with new Olympic
    Bong.

14. Male runners repeatedly get lost and refuse to stop for directions.

    
    -And the Number 1 Problem Encountered Along The Olympic Torch Route-
    

15. Obnoxious drunks who run up and yell, "No, I meant a BUD light!".