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At a recent computer...

At a recent computer software engineering course in the US, the
participants were given an awkward question to answer. "If you had
just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers
had been responsible for the flight control software how many of you
would disembark immediately?" Among the ensuing forest of raised hands
only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied
that he would be quite content to stay onboard. With his team's
software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the
runway, let alone takeoff.